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Friday, 05 August 2011

Pathological Advice Givers

Whenever I hear somebody say something to the effect of "I want to give advice to people", or "I know what I'm talking about", a red flag goes up in my head.

People who crave advice-giving most definitely have some kind of ulterior motive. Nobody does something COMPLETELY for the other person. We do favors because they make us feel good. Most likely the advice-givers are lonely people, who just need somebody to talk to themselves.

It's possible to feel for somebody, but NOBODY likes everybody.

When I see 16 year olds give life advice, there's clearly a problem. I'm not saying it's not possible to know a few things at age 16, but it's impossible to have the life experience to be super wise.

When I see 50 year olds who are constantly stalking teens and 20 somethings, there's clearly a problem. Even if they aren't as pedophilish as they seem, they're doing something that makes them feel good in some way.

The point of my post: Advice can be creepy if unsolicited.

My advice to advice givers: Resist the urge to be the "wisest person in the room" on occasion. You have two ears and one mouth so that you can listen twice as much as you can talk.

Wednesday, 03 August 2011

Unoriginal Thoughts are Unoriginal

Hopefully your small minds can appreciate the irony in the title.

So many of you say the same thing over and over. There were a few good zingers on there, but most of you are just repeating something you heard somebody say that sounded good.

The following comments do absolutely nothing for me:

- Comments in the format of "[adjective] troll is [same adjective]." Eg. "Boring troll is boring." Somebody said that once and it was clever.

- Accusations such as "You are stupid." or "You are a troll." I know that I am a troll and that I am stupid. Luckily I also know that I don't have to go to work or school today so I fuck around on Xanga.

- Comments that explain why I posted my post. Of course it's supposed to be attention grabbing. I don't write for myself. With that said, I truly don't like fat chicks (not all, but many). By fat, I mean BIG. Fat girls always console each other online by calling each other "Beautiful". They're just as "beautiful" as the anorexic girls on this site.

- And to the girl who accused me of having my heart broken by a BBW: I thought you were hot in your profile picture until I found out you were big. I've hooked up with one big girl on a drunken night, I couldn't stand touching her. She didn't leave my house until 8pm the next day. After that, I vowed to never bring a fat chick home again.

I am not new to Xanga and I have been trolling this site for years. In the past Xanga has had much better comments, these days - not so much!

Tuesday, 02 August 2011

I Hate Fat Girls

Most girls are going to hate me for this post, but I aim for the truth, and I try to be as accurate as possible. It's nothing personal, I simply just hate fat girls.

Fat girls are always doing absolutely stupid things to their hair. They think that having a half shaved pink fro is going to redeem their beer gut. They are sadly mistaken.

Fat girls think they have great boobs. A handful is too much. Flaunting the fact that your breasts are oversized is absolutely pointless. Call me when you're thinner.

Fat girls smell bad. The worst smelling ones are the ones who try to cover up their bad smell. I hate girls with their BO and their Wal-Mart perfume. I once had to share a cubicle with a fat girl who tried to cover her fat girl smell. It was a long and terrible week, then I moved because my "allergies flared up".

Fat girls are gang members. There's nothing worse than a bunch of fat girls who walk around with each other saying that they're "not that big" and that they're "beautiful". Instead of correcting a serious problems, they encourage one another.

Fat girls are the reason that the world hates the USA.